Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Randomize
