4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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