I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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