Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
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