worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
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