Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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