Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
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