The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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