I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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