yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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