This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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