$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
