i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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