You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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