It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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