dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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