Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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