I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Drunk is not a location!
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
