My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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