i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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