We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
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