Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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