i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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