Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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