just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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