I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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