So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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