my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
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