I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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