Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
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