your room smells of hookers.
And success
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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