what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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