i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
The struggles of a small town man whore
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
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