You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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