exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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