JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Randomize
