She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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