Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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