So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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