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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
He better not be in your backpack
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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