I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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