are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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