Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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