WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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