dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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