whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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