Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I got inside last night via doggy door
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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