ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
Randomize
