Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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