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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Randomize
